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cheese and crackers

A respectful alternative to, "Jesus Christ!"

Friend 1: "Dude, I totally just ate 2 large pizzas all by myself!"

Friend 2: "Cheese and crackers!"

by 5M31K0 September 8, 2009

255πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


Cheese and Crackers

The very wrong act of wearing white socks and sandels. The white socks being the cheese and the sandels being the crackers.

"Dude! Did we just walk into a cheese and crackers convention?"

"Check out that guy's cheese and crackers!"

by Dan Mc December 1, 2007

55πŸ‘ 100πŸ‘Ž


cheese and crackers

the fuck best food to eat when you are fucking blazed out of your mind

give me thouse mother fucking cheese and crackers right now before my fucking cheese and crackers brain melts

by coolest kid ever aka nigga that owes me $3.50 December 12, 2006

46πŸ‘ 116πŸ‘Ž


Cheese and crackers

A nickname for a girl whose vagina smells of cheese and crackers. Generally after fingering cheese and crackers, the smell lingers for several hours.

Man I was with cheese and crackers last night. My fingers still reek.

by ddb92 December 7, 2009

23πŸ‘ 95πŸ‘Ž


cheese and crackers

Down and out, welfare types you see in the grocery store late at night. Although can also signify seemingly rich folks with big houses, big mortgages lots of cars and NO furniture inside! HAAAAAHAAHAA!

Also, people who just don't get it! Simpletons that have no imagination and can't grasp the obvious.

Don't go trick r' treatin in the mobile home park man, them is just cheese and crackers over there.

Lee is always talking about himself and doesn't respect other people's time or comment on their ideas. He's so cheese and crackers!

by capncervelo November 13, 2010

14πŸ‘ 80πŸ‘Ž


Cheese and Cracker

A young, unmarried couple, typically living together in a council flat, that are so dirty that you can easily make the assumption that he has a cheesy penis and she has a dry and salty vagina.

Joel: Oh my god, did you see them two just now?

Gemma: I know! They were easily a cheese and cracker.

by Jesus-Called-Me-A-Dick December 21, 2014

8πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


yeet ur box of cheese crackers day

on December 7 yeet your box of cheese crackers.

Person: β€œWhy are you yeeting your box of cheese crackers”
Other person β€œCause its December 7th ya dingus. Yeet ur box of cheese crackers day,”
Person β€œOh yes. sorry”

by Heh, im better than you December 5, 2019

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž