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The definition of Donald Trump
Bro i cant believe we have a cheeto as a president
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obsession while you are under the influence of marijuana
-Where the fuck are my cheetos?!!!
- Oh God not again!! I don't know where your cheetos are!
-Ok *crash*
-O no not the good china!!
-Where are they? If i dont have my cheetos im gonna die.
-I dont know where they are i swear
-LIAR! *punch*
-ahhh not my hair...oh...god. *breaths*...Fucking stoner
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A cheesy snack created by a genius
Fact: cheetos were created by a man who cheated on his wife do to the fact she had ugly toes!
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A cheese-coated fried cornmeal snack that, when coupled with Mountain Dew, forms the bulk of the standard neckbeard diet. Also popular among those afflicted with the munchies.
Paul's keyboard and mouse have been permanently stained an unnatural shade of orange via years of being handled by hands coated in Cheetos residue and, on occasion, jizz mixed with said Cheetos residue.
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Donald J Trump as if you didn't already know. SHORT FOR Cheeto Benito Mussolini. Nicknamed as such because his orange spray on tan looks like someone smeared cheeto dust all over him.
Cheeto will permanently ruin the country and will go down as the worst USA president in history. He's a fascist, a misogynist, a racist and a narcissist in every sense of the word.
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What Donald Trump uses as foundation
"Mike, I'm gonna need more Cheetos in this White House."
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