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A delicious cracker snack made from the ground-up bones of fairies and elves. Commonly found in the presence of master magician David Blaine.
David Blaine: What are you drinking?
Guy 1: I'm drinking orange soda, ooh, big whup.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's his favorite!
David Blaine: Orange soda, huh. What else is orange?
Guy 1: What else is orange? Well, uh, I dunno, Cheezits?
*David Blaine turns cup of orange soda into cup of cheezits*
Guy 2: Oh... WHAT THE EFF?!?!?
Guy 1: CHEEEEZIIIITSSSSS!!! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS!
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A cheese snack used to distract people from their problems
I ate SO many cheezits last night.
Got destroyed by the slappie #ripcheezit
TSM Slappie: dude this kid is a bot ( dies )
*gets the cheezits beats the shit out of it
Chill homie, its 100% real cheese.
Cheezit is an adjective meaning anything and everything. You can use it to replace any other adjective no matter what the meaning is, but you can't use it in any situation. There are rules for cheezit:
-You can't use cheezit as a noun or verb. This is a common mistake.
-Cheezit is most commonly used at the end of a statement.
ex: That's so cheezit.
-If cheezit is used before the noun it describes, there has to be an adverb before it.
ex: That's a pretty cheezit car.
-You can't say "not cheezit" unless you're saying "you're not cheezit enough for me"
ex:You're not cheezit.
-Cheezit can also be used such as the following:
Cheezit-ass Hoe
-Why you so cheezit?
-You need to be more cheezit.
-That's so cheezit.
-She's a cheezit-ass hoe.
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