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chevy

popular car which sucks in proportion of 90% when compared to imports. Poorly rated in crash tests, overall performance, economy, reliability and depreciation value. After a few years it makes scary noises and blows blue smoke (piston rings and cheap-ass valves haha). People buy it cause their grandpa had one and they don't know any better.
A simpler definition: opposite of Toyota

Dave Coleman once said: "we should not have speed limits, we should have momentum limits. The momentum contained in a 3 ton rock ("like a rock") would devastate a civic. Suzie would be doin' 34 mph while I'd be at 120 in my civic, to equal the momentum, that is. That's a world I can live in"

by V8KILR September 20, 2004

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Chevy

Chevy a Divison of GM (General Motors). Has to be the worst car company. In NASCAR it only rules due to the fact the GM hot shots are friends with the NASCAR big shots. As for General Motors Failure.

Just Remeber this:
C Cheap
H Heavy
E Empty
V Vechiles
Y Yearly

CHEVY like a rock, doesn;t move.

by Kyle Santos July 20, 2005

356๐Ÿ‘ 216๐Ÿ‘Ž


chevy

What people drive when they are single minded and have never wanted to drive a FAST car. EVREY one of my friends who have bought one have had COUNTLESS amounts of problems... THEY SUCK!!!!!

CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

by stang man July 20, 2005

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Chevy

bow-tie's are for little boys, become a man and get Blue Oval Certified. chevy's are not even comparable to the stench off of pig shit, they are that low.

Can Hear Every Valve Rust Oil Leaks Every Time

by Bad ass ford man September 17, 2003

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Chevy

Like a rock the only way it moves is by rolling it down a hill.

Chevy...like a rock!

by Shorty July 25, 2004

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chevy

The kind of truck that looks pretty, but lasts 10 years tops.

My 1989 ford f250 xlt is rusted to shit, but it runs like it was bought yesterday.

At least I dont drive a piece of chevy.

by Brennan Platt February 26, 2005

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Chevy

Chevy is the shittiest car maker out there! Take your Chevy and trade it in for a Toyota!!

Chevy Commercial: "Chevy, we'll be there"

Me: Will you be there when I'm broken down?!?!

by Anonymous August 4, 2003

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