chib

A stabbing instrument especially in form of nice shiny knife of a reasonable and manly size ( fuck u neds and wee sad kitchen butter knifes!!)that does damage to a nice wee face :D

haw man am gonna chib ur face

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Chib

A Chib is a chin that has been fully evolved. Only one human being has ever been recorded to have a Chib in the history of Chibology.

Dayam, you have an enormous Chib

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chib chib

-A word to use as an expresion of anything depending on
how you feel at that moment in time.

-Anything you could really want it to mean. It's a word
made to take place of another word.

-Can be used in place of a swear word

Dave - "I feel good today cause I won 1,000,000 dollars."
Chris - "I feel very chib chib cause thats how I roll."
Dave - "Chib Chib??"
Chris - "A word that can be used to express your mood."
Dave - "Oh, so i could say 'I feel Chib Chib after
winning 1,000,000 dollars?'"
Chris - "Now you got it."
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Aladdin - " I'm gonna chib chib you kay?"
Guard - "Please don't swat me"
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In the back of the church...

Frank - "Chib Chib faster!!!"
Danielle - "Your a bad little boy!" *giggles*
Preist - "OMG thats a sin!!!"
Frank - "So, It's fun"
Danielle - "Don't stop... I'm so close!!!"
Frank - "I won't Cause I am too!"
Priest - "OMG!!!"

Several minuets later...

Frank - "Your so good."
Danielle - " I beat you in Scrabble everytime."
Frank - "Only when i let you use names."
Danielle - "So??"

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Chib

A small yet thin willy

Johnathan - "hey did you get my picture, its big isn't it"
Melanda - "Johnathan, you have a chib?"

chibbed

the past tense of being hit with a blunt object commenly a bottle or a brick.
used at least twice a day by each person in scotland

Man A Chibbed That Emo Wae Ma Empty Bucky Bottle Nae Bother

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Chib

Chubby Indian Boy. Mostly used as an insult.

"Oh here comes that Chib now."

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chibbed

To be chibbed is to hit with a blunt weapon

i.e a bottle

These blunt weapons include baseball bats, certain glass bottles and other blunt devices

See chibbing

Poor guy being 'chibbed' like that

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