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A Joke word use to mess with your friends
Friend #1: Guess What #2
Friend #2: What?
Friend #1: Chicken Butt!
Friend#2: You Bastard!!!
That is actually a thing… well, chickens do have butts, but your response to my question. I lost and didn’t even know it…
You have to be going nuts over how off I am at times and how long it takes me to get things.. really I am much quicker.
This could be another of those scenarios where I am out in left field, but it seems you have more information than me. You want to share? This is what I have…
Silence is not your choice.
You can’t be alone with me… yet.
Once you can, then you always will.
And I might mess things up by trying to be alone etc.
And someday we will have matching tattoos (I may have added this one)
Guess what? Chicken butt… I won still, right? As long as I have you… I have won!
Warning entering deep thinking!!!
This has had to be so hard on you…
And what if this is why you couldn’t say anything during window incident #1… and then you had to watch me leave pissed and you didn’t have a choice, you couldn’t do anything. That would be terrible… and then #2, that’s why you wouldn’t look at me. The recent one throws me a little. You saw it coming, I think. I think you tried to give me a heads up not to overreact… didn’t listen… could have been worse. You couldn’t say anything because of this thing.
And maybe this is why you weren’t my partner last summer…. Hmm you knew I would start talking…
Totally on to something. So, what is this thing? At one point there were numbers I didn’t get.. I think I may have deleted.. hate when I do that.
Well, these numbers definition came to God. Again I may be way off, but that would make complete sense. I could be completely wrong.
I know how you love to take a trip through my mind… never dull at least. (One of those times you just agree with me btw)
Totally sane… well, as debatable as you would expect… I am me:)
I don’t want to make things more difficult, but I don’t know what to do, or what not to do. I guess just be patient ❤️ and stay away from windows etc.
all this thinking..and still no resolution 🤔
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The best butt. It is the butt of a chicken
Tim: what's your favorite butt?
Bob: A chicken butt!
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A girl who enjoys anal and performs it ALOT YO
AYO that girl A Ritins is a mad Chicken BUTT
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Used as a response known widely to "Guess what?"
Although it's more effectively used between best friends as their *thing*. Also an affectionate name besties call eachother.
Lauren (My bestie): "Guess what?"
Me: "Chicken Butt!"
Lauren: "You said it wrong."
Me: "How?"
Lauren: "🐥🍑"
OR
(In Science class sharpening pencil)
Me: "Hey Chicken Butt!"
(Class stars oddly)
Me: "Don't judge!" *mutters*
Lauren: "Hey, antisocial"
Me: "My feelings"
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A complete and total pain in the butt.
That Jennifer is such a CHICKEN BUTT!!!
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A method used to get anybody to say “what?” to lead into a chicken butt joke. This is achieved by consistently asking “guess what?” until the person on the receiving end asks “what?”
Alex: guess what?
Max: what’s up?
Alex: guess what?
Max: hmm?
Alex: guess what?
Max: what?
Alex: chicken butt
Max: fuck, you got me with the chicken butt loophole