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Ingredients:
- This requires at least 3 people, two of them males.
- 1 lb chicken breast
- salt, pepper,garlic, lemon, and olive oil
- 1 onion
- 1 small bag of croutons (8 oz)
- 1/4 lb Traverse City cherries
- Lube optional
Take one chicken breast, season with salt, pepper, and garlic. Cut up chicken breast into one inch squares. Heat up a pan with a squirt of olive oil and some onions for about 5 minutes. Cook chicken for approximately 15 - 20 minutes.
One person positions themselves using a wall, or support structure of some kind, upside down with their anus in the air and fully exposed. Place fully cooked chicken pieces into the exposed anus. Add some Traverse City cherries, a squirt of lemon, and some croutons.
At least 2 other males then take turns masturbating into the anus of the upside down person. Let rest for 10 minutes.
Remove the contents from the anus and place in salad bowl, add salt and pepper to taste.
Serves 10.
They served The Michigan Chicken Salad at the barbecue today. Everyone loved it, although it was a bit too salty.
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A word that is used to denote that something someone had just said sounded sexual by accident.
Girl: "Well that was long and hard."
Girl 2: "Grandma's chicken salad!"
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The act of disposing of or ejecting an annoying female by inserting your thumb into her anus and index finger into her vagina and pinching her like a pair of chopsticks in order to lift her up.
"The bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up so I gave her a Chinese chicken salad right out the tenth story window!"
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A salad which includes raw beef.
Wow mum, this chicken salad is so good!
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the act of feeding a koala cheetos and giving your grandma an orgasm with a nine iron.
Sorry guys I gotta go home and do some Grandma's Chicken Salad.
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When you cum in a girls ass too much and it pools up between her cheeks, like salad dressing.
Man im tired, just finished making a southwest chicken salad
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When someone's dick cheese is left alone for too long and starts to resemble the texture of chicken salad.
Dude, Justin hasn't washed his dick in so long that he probably has chicken salad dick!