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If you eat this there might be something wrong with you and i think you need to go to the hospital cuz its bacon egg and cheese you dumbass
Customer:Can i get a chicken egg and cheese please?
Worker:Boss get out here
Boss What happened
Worker:She order a chicken egg and cheese
Boss: Call 911 NOW!
Customer:???? Why
10 mins later...
FBI: Where is she
Boss: over there!
FBI: *KIlls Customer*
Everyone:*Dances happily*
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The egg. Obviously. Are you fucking retarded? "WeLl ThEn WhAt LaId ThAt EgG!?" The thing that chickens evolved from jackass. That's literally how evolution works. We have that pretty much completely figured out now don't we? Got it traced all the way back to single celled organisms. Eggs come before chickens. It's not a profound question.
Shit brain "Which came first the chicken or the egg."
Hym "You know and I know that the thing I'm talking about predates me doing this. I will do what's it takes to ensure it's failure as a means for social control. This or that. Entirely binary decision."
*takes bong hit* “PENIS BUCK BUCK CHICKEN EGG” *laughter*
hi, PENIS BUCK BUCK CHICKEN EGG means you are really excited
Count your chickens before the egg hatched.
I finally planted 5 fruit trees. Do you want to buy some fruit this summer?
Count your chickens before the egg hatched. - eg taking something for granted before it happens
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Tell people how you you feel and don’t be a pussy
You better wash the chicken shit off your eggs and get what’s yours
Means a person who is a loser or a disgusting new born chicken.
“You are a chicken egg” “No you fucking are!”
it is knows as the egg of a chicken simple words bro
the chicken laid an chicken egg