An awesome half Indian and half Chinese person. However, unlike an Indese, this person is more Chindian.
Grat: Although I'm chinese, I think curry is the best thing ever! I could eat it with chopsticks on everyday of the lunar calendar.
Tat: OMG, you are such a Chindian.
Grat: Hell yeah!
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When you fancy a curry or a Chinese but canβt make your mind up about which takeaway to order so you order both.
I really fancy a chicken vindaloo and a beef chow mein with some prawn crackers and vegetable samosa- letβs order a Chindian
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A Chindian is a person who is of both Chinese and Native American descent. Pronounced (Chin-dee-an, a mix of the named groups Chinese & Indian). Due to the lax immigration laws and the abundance of Native American inhabitants, Chindians are most commonly found in large Canadian cities.
Chindians are strange, easygoing group of people.
Hubert: So I'm confused, your name is Rabbit Standingongrass but you're obviously Asian and drive a Honda Civic?
RS: Haha, silly white man. I am Chindian.
Hubert: What the fuck is a Chindian?
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One who is of Chineses and Native American/Aboriginal descent. Most commonly found in western Canada. Mostly found on the border of Chinatown and the hood. When called a Chindian, they take offense. They prefer the terms "Chaboriginal" and "Chinuit."
The young criminal Levi almost killed was indefinitely a Chindian due to her squinty eyes and Whitequill shirt.
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Product or person of dubious quality, usually of Third-World origin. Derives from term to describe from low quality bongs produced in either China or India.
Chaz: My Pantec Matrix phone is so fucking ghetto. It keeps falling apart!
Sam: Lol that thing is so chindian!
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A meal comprising of a Chinese takeaway and an Indian takeaway, in a buffet style.
For example, a table filled with duck spring rolls, chicken chow mein, Mossala, naan breads, poppadoms, egg fried rice and pilau rice.
A popular meal for entertaining large groups of people.
I'm so full from my Chindian's. I couldn't eat another thing!
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The act of sexual abuse during oral sex where you proceed to slap your rock-hard stiffy against a woman's mouth until at least one of her teeth chips, and then jizz onto her eyebrows to force her to shave them off.
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend was being a total bitch last night when we were making out so I totally Cheeky Chindianed her
Guy 2: How many teeth did you break?
Guy 1: Just her front tooth but she''ll have to draw her eyebrows on with a ruler.
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