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To "whoop on" (esp. those from Brooklyn) another person in just about anything. Extra points for trickin the Brook.
"I'm about to brook the choc on you, your definately not from Brooklyn."
Full to the limit. Busting at the seems.
There is no more room in the backpack. It is choc-a-block with books.
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When having anal sex with a homosexual partner,
having shit on the knob of you penis after withdrawing.
Man, you just gave me a choc top
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The term 'Choc Lit' is a work of romantic women's fiction, or 'Chic Lit/Chick Lit', where the man's point of view is featured, and is usually written by a British author.
'Choc Lit' has also been registered as a trademark in the United Kingdom and is the name of the publishing house where the term originated.
Taken from the Choc Lit web page:
Established in the UK in 2009, 'Choc Lit' is an independent publisher, specialising in quality women’s fiction with romantic content, where the writing clearly develops the hero’s point of view.
Their books have won 9 awards in their genre, including the 2012 Publisher of the Year and the 2012 Romantic Novel of the Year.
Their novels are distributed world-wide, and are available in both ebook and paperback formats from most stores.
All Choc Lit novels are selected by genuine readers. They only publish novels their 'Choc Lit Tasting Panel' want to see in print.
(I kept seeing the term, 'Choc Lit' but had no idea where it came from. I did some research and, since Urban Dictionary didn't have the info, I added it.)
A few examples of books offered/published by/as 'Choc Lit' are; The Memory of Snow by Kirsty Ferry, Dance until Dawn by Berni Stevens, A Stitch in Time by Amanda James
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This is a type of sexual innuendo joke such as the dirty sanchez or the blumpkin. This one requires the work of two ppl, usually a female and then a male. The female has to eat some beans, mexican food, or anything that will give her diarrhea. Then you must find a nice diner with a full glass window where people are seated to eat. The girl then drops her pants and pushes her butt against the glass and sprays diarrhea all over the glass. The male follows up by writing disgusting messages in the poo with his pecker for the diners inside, thus you've created a choc board.
Person 1: "So what did you do to those assholes that entered that diner?"
Person 2: "O, well I told them what was up on the choc board".
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It's the shit on your cock after anal, If the other person hasn't cleaned themselves
Yuck, you've turned my cock into a choc cock
A white female who has sex with a black male who then gets a tatto 'choc bear' on her inner thigh.
"Hey Sheila, did you get a choc bear last night?"