Dick Chocolate

When one gets shit on their penis after anal sex.

Friend 1: After I pulled out it was covered in dick chocolate.

Friend 2: Gross.

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Dick Chocolate

When you put it in the butt and u bouta bust a nut, but then u find out u got shit on yo dick.

Yo I just got dick chocolate bitch, from a thicc chocolate bitch.

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Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut

An asshole that has sperm :
- Covering it
- Oozing from it
- Dripping from it
- Fingered from it
- Licked from it

"I think she's 'the one' Momma!!"

-That's wonderful dear, she reminds me alot of myself at her age - However did you know?
"When she begged me to munch her 'Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut' while she was workin away on my dishes and loading the front loader.. I only wish her Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut was as half as chocolaty and creamy as yours always is Momma"
- Awww.. You must be so very hungry dear , here's something for you to eat!

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