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Chocolate Hostage

Another term for Poo

"...I'll just have to and release some Chocolate Hostages"

by Beefburglar June 11, 2004


Chocolate Hostage

Can be otherwise defined as :-

- Touching Cloth

- Mr. Turtle's head popping out of the
back door

- Really needing a poo poo

"I released my hostage before the deadline. It's now coming out of the top of my jeans".

"I've gotta go, i've got a chocolate hostage"

by Northerner April 26, 2004


Chocolate Hostage

To hold your shit in.

I had to keep my chocolate hostage.

by Raz April 11, 2003


Free the Chocolate Hostage

To Have a Shit

I'll be back in half an hour, i'm just gonna free the chocolate hostage

by chutneyferret January 21, 2004


Releasing the chocolate hostages

To take a shit....even though you are leaving it.

Be right back! I have to go negotiate in releasing the chocolate hostages.

by muff man October 02, 2003


release the chocolate hostages

to poop. especially in the woods.

release the chocolate hostages! Now!

by ma jones May 18, 2004


release of chocolate hostages

To take a dump (crap) in the toilet.

Dropping cosby kids off in the pool.

Nathan : Man I need to negotiate the release of chocolate hostages right now.

by Shirlzgetzgirlz September 07, 2006