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Chocolate Milk is an example of High Demand and Low Supply. At school cafeterias, they are used as a currency to trade lunches.
To obtain a Chocolate Milk, you can either A: Pay for it like a Scrub, or B: Trade an item of food of equal or more value in exchange for Chocolate Milk.
Having Chocolate Milk, you shouldn't drink it, as it, like all other School Lunch foods, is made of sodomized Toxic Waste. Instead, use it to bargain other people out of lunch items that you think look good. Those with the most Chocolate Milk cartons are the most powerful, and thus can barter for more food items.
Nolan: Hey, Jake, Can I have some of those Tater Tots?
Jake: Sure, but you gotta give me some of that Chocolate Milk
Nolan: Alright, Alright, you drive a hard bargain.
Nolan:*hands over milk*
Jake:*hands over tater tots*
Nolan: pleasure doing business with you, good sir.
When white people hang out with black people.
Let's have some Chocolate Milk later, I miss LaRonda.
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When you mix milk and chocolate sauce or powder (but we all prefer the hersheys sauce) and then you stir it up and its yummyier than regular milk
not long ago i made a nice glass of chocolate milk and took the pills for my sinus infection... no joke
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When you use a woman's diarrhea as lube finish in her butt and then she poops the entire thing out
My girlfriend got a stomach bug, but that didn't stop us from making chocolate milk
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A novel that reads quickly; any book that continuously engrosses the reader so much that the book is generally completed in little time; a page-turner. Like chocolate milk, at book that is stimulating and pleasurable to ingest.
I finished the whole Lestat series in less than two weeks. It was chocolate milk.
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after ass fuckin your lucky girl you have her give you a nice blowjob til u nut in her mouth...voila! Chocolate Milk!
i fucked your mom rippin that booty up then i made her clean my dick off in her mouth...sucked it real good til i came in her mouth and served her some CHOCOLATE MILK!
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A fluid produced by female mammals (though primarily associated with the cow) and mixed with either a flavored powder or fluid to create a divine, chocolately drink. When stored in a sealed bottle, it is known to burst when said bottle is struck against a solid object.
Don't hit anyone with that bottle of chocolate milk, 'Nettie. It might stain and/or explode all over the preps.
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