chomped

Being High and Drunk at the same time

dave: Man im so chomped right now

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chomp

When you see an ass so fat you want to eat it

Alex Turner: *has a fat ass*
Sydney: CHOMP

CHOMP

this is the abbreviation for CHOKE HARD ON MY PENIS

boy: hey
girl: hey...
boy: you okay?
girl: yeah
boy: so you wouldn't mind if you CHOMP'ed

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No Chomp

See Chomp Game:

Not falling for a joke being played on you.
Not taking the bait or biting on the hook of a joke.
Shooting down the Chompers attempt to make you Chomp.

(Chomper)"Hey Dorian, they put new weapons in COD4"
(Chompee)"No Chomp"

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chomp

to engage in rough oral sex

The bitch chomped me nuts till I passed out

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Chomp

Referring to a Fish taking the bait on a hook.
The person playing the joke is the Fishermen.
The person having the joke played on them is the Fish.
The joke itself is the Bait & Hook
To bite on a hook (joke)
To fall for a joke or prank.
To make someone "Chomp" you must have them fall for the prank or joke you are playing on them.

(Chompee) " I went to talk to that girl you were talking about and she said shes got a boy friend"
(Chomper)" She gave me her # when i talk to her"
(Chompee)"She DID?"
(Chomper)"That’s a Chomp"

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chomps

sucks, shitty, totally bites.

~ Heard it from my hairdresser, who is remarkably not gay.

"Oh, you live in a leaky condo, dude that totally chomps".

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