Chopping wood

A term for jacking it off in the woods. Can also be a term for mastering while small children are watching.

Hey you chopping wood back there?

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keep chopping wood

When you are trying to get through something tough in life you can’t quit or give up... you just gotta keep “CHOPPING AT THE WOOD”

- Another term for being consistent

Dale: “I’m so tired and ready to give up...”
Rowland: “You can’t give up yet! Now is not the time! Keep chopping wood ! Let’s go!”
Dale: “YOU’RE RIGHT!”

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chop some wood

To chop some wood means to jack off.

I told the other guys, "Hey dudes - I gotta go chop some wood - wanna cum?"

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wood chopping

To smoke an irregularly mammoth marijuana cigarette in a very quick manner.

Alfonserelli Salamanderous, this is not a wood chopping contest. Pass that hooter to Fez!

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chop the morning wood

Masturbating right after you wake up to get rid of your "woodiness". See morning wood. masturbation

After having a very good dream, Roy chop the morning wood before going to get breakfast.

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360 Wood Chop

1.) When, after sexual intercourse, the male jumps in the air and does a 360 spin and slaps the female's vagina with full force upon landing
2.) When a lumberjack takes his axe and jumps in the air, completing a 360 degree spin and successfully chops a log/tree
3.) When you continually spin while jacking off

I preformed a 360 wood chop on your mom last night!

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chop wood carry water

Chop Wood Carry Water means to do the things you need to do to achieve your aim. Hardwork, labour, persistent all muffled together over a long period of time, will result into goals achieved. It's the name of a book tho.

Chop Wood Carry Water man. It's not going to get any easier.