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This comes out of your ass after a night of binge drinking.
"Jamiquah was out binge drinking all last night, and now she's got the cornhole chowdah".
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Slang for Charter Communications. The worst Internet Service Provider (ISP) encounterable. Chowdah Communications often sells broken parts and then charges more to fix them. Their internet bandwidth is really slow at .5mb/sec, even though the minimum speed possible is 4mb/sec. Their tech support is stationed in India, and they're probably all high off drinking too much Clam Chowdah, anyway.
Clam Charter has really awkward employees that drive orange Chowdah Rape Vanes that roam the streets.
Scoots: LoRes, do U R still = Clam Chowdah?
LoRes: YEEEHAWWW!!!111one!1 I was comblitching to them for an hour on the phone, and the Charter Bundle which controls internet, tv, phone, dropped my phonecall as they were pretending to fix my problem!
Scoots: FISK.dll!11! U R got PWN3d in 3D! Better call URU"R winmen N mak sure U R+"Re clear UR"RE knight!1!1 Chowdah will probably send an army of rape vans to U"RE HOUSE within teh_hour!1!
LoRes has logged off. Reason: Bad connection.
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When your partner is giving you head on a boat and you cum into their mouth. As the boat is tacking, the boom will hit them in the head and (this is the tricky part) you must hold them underwater until they swallow the mixture of water and semen. As you give them mouth-to-mouth CPR you drink the mixture of sea water semen and vomit. When you eventually throw it all up, you make your partner (who is now conscious) drink the mixture. All the while a lobster is pinching their anus.
Jim's mom has a fear of the ocean ever since she got Cape Cod Chowdah'd by the sailing team.
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The act of cuming inside a vagina then eating said vagina out afterwards.
I jizzed in the old lady's twat and now it's time for some clam chowdah.