christed

This is when a prominent musician, singer, actor, entertainer 'finds' God then finds he can only produce inspipid, mindless rubbish afterwards or everything he/she subsequently does from then on in has to be infused with elements of their new found faith. See Cliff Richard as an example of this.

He was an amazingly fluent musician who played with fire and power but as soon as he became christed he began to produce some of the most bland and syrupy music known to humankind. It was a waste of immense talent.

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christing

making obtuse notes that only they understand
doing something on a group project and not telling anyone about it
doing something slightly wrong that still works

person 1: did you see that person 3 fixed that thing for out project?
person 2: no, they didn't say anything in the group chat about it....
person 1: i know, right? person 3 is always christing

Christe

A really solid person, who has pink hair and likes bands you never heard of and really bad movies.

Wow, look, there's a Christe.

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Christ

Didn't bear the cross alone. They made Simon of Cyrene help him. Just goes to show that if you aren't a central figure you (kind of) go by the wayside.

Hym "Damn! I actually feel bad about that now! Wow! Ouch! That actually hurts my feelings!"

Iam "I'm sorry. I'm sure this is hollow consolation but I was disillusioned in the wake of this grand deception and it put me in a really bad place."

Hym "It was inconceivable to me, by the way! Sounded like a pretty good plan. Didn't work but, you know, nobody has a 100% success rate."

Iam "But, no, that's why I'm so blown away by your response! It wasn't even about you. This was a direct response to an inside joke about what 'I thought (but didn't know)' and the basic assertion that 'there was nothing I could do about it'. So there. That's what I think and here's a list of things I could do about it."

Hym "I mean, for Christ's sake, if the girl had to look herself in the mirror the neglected severely autistic cuckold didn't get to masturbate because she couldn't stand the thought of him pretending to screw her! How am I supposed to report that!? And what happens when I report it? They do what they tried to do. Sweep it under the rug and transfer me to a different house. Keep the sex cult going. Damn! I didn't blame you! I blame literally every single person who participated, defended, or tried to justify it. You might fall into that category but holy shit my guy. Even I'm sorry about that one! Damn!"

Iam "I mean, I'm sorry, but you can clearly tell I got some other stuff going on here. Wow!"

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Christing

Christing is like planking, but making your body in the shape of a cross.

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Dude, is he planking?
-Nah, man, he's Christing!

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Christ

It’s a Verb. Meaning to reach such an epiphany that it causes you to make immediate action, usually positive and turn things for the better.

Past tense: christed

Similar to Epiphany

Jane fucking christed in therapy last week and finally left her abusive husband.

It’s like I finally christed when I doctor told me I didn’t have liver cancer and I just stopped drinking.

She reached a christ and now she’s less of a bitch than before.

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christing

When one reacts to a negative or unfavorable situation.

Matthew was christing when he found out that Ryan ate his Elmer Fudd Cookies.

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