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To perform a sex act in a new vehicle for the first time. Thought to bring good luck to the car
Did you and your girl christen your new car yet?
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a heartless douche bag who enjoys cheating on girls and dumping them for little girls. VERY bad in bed. small dick. Doesn't value anything especially love. often dumps girls. Isn't very hot. thinks hes super cute but his nose is fucked up:) plays baseball and is a dumb ass player
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An initiation ritual sometimes performed by obnoxious adolescents on people or new objects and buildings. In its most explicit form, the act involves pressing or touching the scrotum to a person or object that has not yet been cristened.
The word can be used in a more mild when used to describe any initial use of an item.
"Oh wow Sarah is that a new hat?"
"Thanks Steve, yes I just bought it"
"Has it been christened yet?"
"What is that?"
"Look over there"
...
"See? Now its been christened"
"Delete me off everything Steve im calling HR"
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When You Take The First Hit Of The Brand New Never Used Bong/Pipe/Vaporizer Or Whatever.
First Hit Of The Spliff/Blunt.
When You Smoke The First Bud From Your Ounce.
Yo Man, I Am CHRISTENING My New Gear Bong I Just Got.
I Call CHRISTENING The Joint Since I Rolled It Up.
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A woman that John cherishes and loves deeply.
John: “Christen, you are my one and only”
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To remove identifying marks from stolen goods, to make like new again.
Little Jake christened the Beamer with a new VIN number."
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