Chude

A female, posessing feminine attributes, while acting like a male in day to day life. (Drinking whiskey, drinking beer, talking about hot chicks, vaginas, farting, pooping, the love of boobs, burping ect.....)

Chude is the word.. We love the tits!

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the chudes

Noun. Sudden paralysis accompanied by an utter inability to vocalize that is triggered when the victim is called upon to speak in public. Often accompanied by a persistent erection in adolescent males.

Jim got a bad case of The Chudes in front of the Junior class assembly.

Chude

When you see someone in public and can’t tell whether it’s a chick or a dude.

The chude couldn’t decide whether to get chick jeans or dude jeans.

chude

adj-
1.lame
2.casuing more discomfort than pleasure
3.used up, or damaged past desirable use.

(1. or 2.)That party we went to last night in Albuquerque without electricity was chude.

(3.,1.) Brah, there is no fuckin way im going to rent these chude skiis from this chude shop.

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CHUDE

CHUDE = A chick in the process of becoming a dude.

CHASE: I'm a chude. I take 5 shots of testosterone a day. I have the testosterone level of a 16 year old boy. Hey, what the fuck are you lookin' at ASSHOLE?!

GOLDEN: Hey chude, don't get teste with me. Obviously you can't handle all that testoterone the doc is giving you. You better have him cut back a shot or two. If you start a fight with me that testosterone won't help you chude. Calm down. Peace. Let's be friends.

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Chude

A penis that is 25 feet wide and 1 mm in length.

omgwtfbbq steve has a chude.
omg i just got banged by a chude, it hurt.

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chude

A dude who acts like a chick

Guy (to girl) - Your eyes are of a pleasent shade of majorelle blue tonight. They remind me of my new prada man bag.
Girl (to guy) - You're totally acting like a chude right now.

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