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When a man only puts it in before busting.
"We were doing foreplay and he turned into a one pump chump after putting it in."
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When a guy is having sex with a girl and after 5 "pumps" is done.
Girl: Is that it?
Guy: I haven't had sex in a long time.
Girl: Oh you're a 5 pump chump.
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One who enters the pussy without sufficient stamina to contain the nut butter for more than a few pumps.
Steve is a two pump chump.
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Pre pump chump is a dude who ejaculates before he sticks his dick in the 'special hole'.
"That wasn't fun at all," she said, "that guy was such a pre pump chump!"
Refers to three iterations of down stroke up stroke
frequently applied to fornication, but may apply equally well to masturbation
When the aroused male is unable to endure minimal penile stimulation either coed activities or solo stimulation and blows his load on the third iteration he is said to be a 3 pump chump.
When applied to intercourse as fornication 3 pump chump is a misnomer because the chump is really the jizz orifice (woman). While the average penis is seven inches long this is likely to effect those with longer than average penis as there is more surface area to receive pleasurable stimulation. The average penis girth is five inches. Those with above average girth might be victims of her jizz orifice applying too much additional stimulation suddenly albeit unconsciously.
If her jizz orifice is the victim of 3 pump chump with average or above average penis it is likely the male has a low- or zero refractory period allowing for extensive practive to overcome pump limitations
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A male who prematurely ejaculates
"Dave M, is such a two pump chump. that he blows his load before he even see the gold,"
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A man who has absolutely no sexual skills, stamina, or timing. He has erectile dysfunction, or he's just incompetent. He's in and out without the girl even knowing it.
I'm sorry, this relationship is just not gonna work, cause u a three pump chump!
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