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1. A person who over exaggerates relgion.
2. A person who puts Religion before there family. Not beyond the limits of comprehension but to the point where the family member becomes distant.
3. A person who is a complete maniac about whatever
Religion of they choose.
4. An over exaggerated, relgious person.
1. Speaker01: God makes blood red. God makes my car start up. God keeps the AIDS away from my penis. God even saved my life when I feel in quick sand one time.
Speaker02: No he did not. Blood is really clear, but turns red once it hits oxygen. Your car starts up, since it has gas.
You never had sex in your entire life. More importantly, You was watching a tv show, about how to survive quick sands, just minutes before falling into one. You my freind are a churchi.
2. Speaker01: Hey guy, what happen to your wife?
Speaker02: I divorced her, after she gave half of our retirment money, away to the nearby church.
Speaker01: Guy, your wife is such a churchi.
3. Speaker01: Spear the rod Spoil the child, that is what my father would allways say. Then he would go crazy and spank each of my siblings, especailly me. Yup my pa is a real churchi.
4. Speaker01: I never did it, the devil made me do it.
Speaker02: Stop being such a churchi. You knew what you were doing.
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A religious fanatic, usually Christian, but not in the suicidal way. Likely to be idiotic and/or ignorant. Possibly dropped on head several times as a child.
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A really good nickname for someone with the last name 'Church.' I mean, really good.
You can also spell it 'Churchie.'
"Hey Churchy, get over here"
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n. sometimes pejorative — a member of the Church of Scientology, usually but not always used by Freezone Scientologists/Independent Scientologists/“protestant” Scientologists (Scientologists outside of and opposed to The Church), and used often in the context of differentiating CofS members from Freezoners.
adj1. of or relating to Church of Scientology members.
adj2. relating to culty behavior and/or brainwashing, especially in the context of or comparative to the modern Church of Scientology.
Synonym: Squirrel
Antonym: Freezoner
N. “That Sea Org guy said David Miscavige was a better man than Martin Luther King Jr.! He even got offended that someone would have the gall to ‘compare a great man like David Miscavige to Martin Luther King.’ So fucked up but that’s Churchies for ya.”
Adj1. “You hear they’ve been using Uber drivers as recruiters? That’s some on-brand Churchie shenanigans right there.”
Adj2. "Those alt-right cultists sure love their arbitrary rules and being cucked by a dominant male leader. Churchie style koolaid really is prevalent in the world rn, even in our scene sometimes. As above so below I guess...”
Church = Donation = Coins.
Churchie = Person with lots of coins, not cash.
Kids in school yard sometimes call others who have heaps of coins, a "Churchie", and ask for some coins. (Like a donation)
Question: How much money have you got?
Reply: $15, but it's all in change.
Reply 2: Oh, you freekin' 'Churchie!'... Give me some!
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A guy who wears short shorts, singlet tops, black socks, vans. Has a passionate love for wearing snap backs and rosary beads. LOVES GIRLS WHO WEAR SNAP BACKS! Is often seen with one leg up on a chair/bench/anything they can find. Usually has there hands down their pants/around their crotch.
Is normally ridiculously good looking with sexy hair.
Is hated by dickies boys (faggots who wear the brand dickies or unit), only cos they shit all over them and get with the hottest chicks.
The first churchies originated from the church schools such as lochinvar (St Joey's) and St Peters. Thats why they usually wear a cross necklace (rosary beads)
Erin: That guy's so HOT !
Jessika: Yeah, that's cos he's a churchie ;)
Erin: Oh yummmm.
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The new British five pound notes that are fly as fuck. Churchill is on those bad boys, hence Churchies. "We shall fight on the beaches", because we literally do not give a fuck.
"Mate, roll us a churchie, gonna bash these lines"
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