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The most wonderful thing to have ever been created from an apple.
Bittersweet apple juice fermented and then drunk, particularly in the summertime.
Get's you off your face quicker than beer.
Not gassy at all, so very easy to drink.
The best brands are Strongbow and Magners.
Makes beer taste like a tramp's scrotum.
The good Lord made apples for one reason - CIDER.
"When i die, i want to be embalmed in cider."
"Pint of Strongbow please, mate"
"Magners with ice please, mate"
I F###ING LOVE CIDER...!!!
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To make alcoholic cider from base ingrediants and in the style of West England
We ciderized a bunch of apples and plums t'day!
When a girl flashes a bit of her under garments, without noticing or meaning to
Joe: Dang, she just showed some cider!!
Ryan: No way!!!
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the most awesome drink on the face of the planet
Matt-CIDER FOR ME!!!!!!!!!
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ZIDER!
Mostly used to call this 'delightful' drink in Zummerzet :D
'I'm a Zider drinker I drinks it all of ze day' - The Wurzels
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the paranoid hallucinations you see when suffering the after effects of a heavy night on drugs and/or drink.
(calling who you were with the night before)
"that was a real heavy session. I have been seeing cider spiders since i woke up"
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The imaginary spiders which are crawling all over you during your hangover which makes you feel anxiety, loss of bodily functions and the all encompassing fear of impending doom.
Cider Spiders can come on during your hangover and symptoms include:
- the feeling of death approaching;
- sweating;
- panic for no reason;
- being able to hear your heart beat above everything else;
- anxiety;
- soft furniture become intolerable;
- clothing becomes restricted and the idea of removing all your clothing and lying on cold floors seems the only real way out.
“Oh my dear god , here comes the Cider Spiders”
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