Cider

the most awesome drink on the face of the planet

Matt-CIDER FOR ME!!!!!!!!!

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Cider

ZIDER!

Mostly used to call this 'delightful' drink in Zummerzet :D

'I'm a Zider drinker I drinks it all of ze day' - The Wurzels

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cider

n,:A substance that will make your penis grow

Q:"How do toy make your penis grow?"
A:"Soak it in cider"(insider her)

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cider

a drink favoured by under age drinkers and alcoholcs called Shugie sitting on park benches. And the Wurzels

Oy loikes cider'

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cider

used to make your penis grow

Q.What do you use to make your penis grow?
A.Soak it in cider!

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cider spiders

the paranoid hallucinations you see when suffering the after effects of a heavy night on drugs and/or drink.

(calling who you were with the night before)

"that was a real heavy session. I have been seeing cider spiders since i woke up"

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Cider Spiders

The imaginary spiders which are crawling all over you during your hangover which makes you feel anxiety, loss of bodily functions and the all encompassing fear of impending doom.

Cider Spiders can come on during your hangover and symptoms include:

- the feeling of death approaching;
- sweating;
- panic for no reason;
- being able to hear your heart beat above everything else;

- anxiety;
- soft furniture become intolerable;
- clothing becomes restricted and the idea of removing all your clothing and lying on cold floors seems the only real way out.

“Oh my dear god , here comes the Cider Spiders”

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