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having the tip of your penis cut off
Friend: dude did you know Nick was circumsized? Other Friend: yeah i know thats so weird... isn't that a jewish tradition Friend: then i guess hes a jew...
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Verb. To cut a conversation short- specifically pertaining to male genitalia, e.g. Penises.
I performed a circumsation when she couldn't stope talking about the size of his dick.
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A tool used for automatic circumsizing.
Really. How the hell could you need a definition for this?
Weird Al: Would you look at all that stuff ...
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumsizers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
Noob: wotz teh fock
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Renai Circumsization is the option for weeaboos to get circumcised for both males and females. but in a way so that it looks like a black man running from the cops at 60034kmph because his nigga self Is a built black x box cheetah ARBYS ARBYS ARBYS
My son just watched his first anime so I took him to a doctor and he got a nice renai circumsization
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When you forcefully peel off the foreskin of a ginger boy while he is awake.
Did you hear about jayden? The kinky bastard said he cant wait till he gets his Circumsized tomatoes.
A nose where the kind is cut of and you look like voldemort
Ohh he has a dirty nose he should circumsize it #voldemort circumsized nose
Circumsiced people have nearly no feeling in their dicks. For them it feels nice but if they would know how it would be if they had a normal penis... They would jump in the air and just be happy.
Need to run to the supermarket or put something from their mouths on their dicks to be able to feel something.
Why do you know that your circumsiced dick is better than a normal one? WHY? You got circumsiced when you were some days old and you can't get your old dick? You feel less!
If a person with a circumsiced dick has sex it feels on a normal penis like a fly would land. END