citroen c1

The example of why you need to keep a condom in you're car.

boy 1- I have a citroen c1
Boy 2 - yes have sex
boy 1- lol yes

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Citroen C3

This car is just shit from its looks to performance if you drive this you are a utter pedophile and as it is french you probably will surrender to a traffic cone plus you will strike earl grey flavored hatred in all British hearts.

Person 1"Have you seen jack he drives a Citroen c3?"
Person 2"what a utter nonce *earl grey flavored hatred intensifies*"