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Describes that feeling when you think you're going to beat the skin off your meat but you end up crying real hard instead.
Tissues can be used for the intent as well as the result of experiencing citrus.
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It's a noun, verb, adjective AND an interjection. It's the universal curse word.
Go suck a citrus!!...
I'm going to citrus you ALL night...
HOLY MOTHER CITRUS....
What's up ma citrus???
I'm seriously citrus right now...
WTC -What the citrus..
I just citrused your mother...
She's one hell of a citrus
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a. refreshing; cool; great; fine; excellent.
b. characterized by great facility; highly talented or ingenuity.
c. socially adept.
a. That party was poppin' with Citrus last night.
b. Lyrics were so Citrus they exploded out of his mouth.
c. This is Citrus.
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1. A fruit with sour taste.
2. A girl from Florida who loves to kayak, dance, and go bowling. Also, Citrus is a fantasic person to have for a relationship because she is I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T and equipped with a high sex drive. Loyal, trustworthy, and altruistic.
"Citrus, I'm gonna vote you president one day."
"Hey do you taste like Citrus?"
"Citrus is a fruit."
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A chick who wears either too much bronzer, or goes tanning too much so they look like Oompa-Loopmas.
"Damn girl, Willy Wonka called and he wants yo' citrus ass back at the factory."
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One of the ways to rate fanfictions. The citrus scale goes: orange, lime, lemon, and grapefruit. Though some people add other fruit in, it is mainly just those four.
Orange: Sort of the equivalent of PG-13. Doesn't really get beyond kissing
Lime: less explicit than a lemon, but still has sexual content. Characters do not have sex in a lime, but it is pretty close.
Lemon: Probably the one you will hear of the most. The characters in a lemon have s-e-x
Grapefruit: This one has two definitions. One is a really weird lemon or lime. The other is non-consensual sex. The second definition can be written as g-rape-fruit sometimes.
Pie1: hey, what is that story pie3 is writing on the citrus scale?
Pie2: errr...lime
Pie1: WHY NO LEMON
Pie2: you're weird....
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Cleveland Citrus is a fermented beverage composed of feces and urine. Cleveland citrus is made by shitting and pissing in a toilet for at least one week without flushing. After the week-long period, the drink is ready for consumption. Cleveland Citrus is typically served like fruit punch, with the toilet being the punch bowl.
I went over to Ethan's place on Sunday for some ice-cold Cleveland Citrus and piss cakes with the boys!