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Someone who can tell the color of an m&m just by tasting it.
Teacher: What the hell are you doing?
Student: I'm trying to see if I can guess what color I'm eating without using my eyes. I want to see if I'm Color Clairvoyant.
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While in mid fart, the ability to cease and desist immediately on sensing the oncoming of the shart.
If it wasn't for my anal clairvoyance, I would have shit down both legs just now.
A psychic & clairvoyant that does not buy into the stereotypes of a typical psychic. No crystal balls or fake persona. A spiritual coach that provides insight through reading energy while providing life tools through energetic means.
She's the real deal, a true Urban Clairvoyant
I prefer an urban clairvoyant over the traditional psychic. I feel I am speaking to a real person that can relate to me!
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A heightened state of mind achieved just after the male orgasm. Effects include: Being able to finally understand your maths homework, logically deducing your life choices as well as understanding nietzsche.
Jack: "Yo Barney, how did Karl do so well in maths?"
Barney: "I heard he shagged Stacy before the test, it's probably Post Nut Clairvoyance."
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1. A mind capable of not just seeing the future, but also manipulating time and matter--and the ability to summon Oreos.
"EXCUSE ME Jericho, for not possessing the kind of clairvoyant space brain necessary to instinctively know something that has never until this point been mentioned, and indeed will never be used again!"
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When you got an STD and it doesn’t affect you
“What does clairvoyant mean?”
“You know.. uh... when you got an STD and it doesn’t affect you”
When you over think something so much that you go into the situation with the mindset that something bad will happen, and then it does because you’ve gone in with that mindset.
For example going to a job interview they you’re nervous about and overthink it and think it will go wrong so it happens because you’ve gone in with that mindset so you’ve predicted it, hence clairvoyant disease