clam

A wrong or sour note in music.

That trombone player has to go! He keeps on hitting clams and doesn't seem to want to improve his technique.

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clam

1. Stanky pussy.
2. A cranky, complaining, self-centered, thankless bitch. The personification, if you will, of the first definition: stanky pussy.

My two-bit, carny-trash, mullet-headed lesbian boss is making me come in to work this weekend so she can leave early to spend a week in Aruba. What a clam.

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clam

another word for the phone

Get off the clam and drive, the 5-0 are following us!

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clam

A large gob of mucous.

I coughed up a clam and spit it on the jerk's window.

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clam

a dick eater, known as a pussy

she has a small clam
=O

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clam

A person who is very nerdy and acts like a complete toolbag all the time.

Hey, look at Jack with his rolling backpack, what a clam!

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clam

informal, slang expression to refer to dollars

please, lend me 75 clams, i'm short this month

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