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Claustrophobia

You are afraid of Santa Claus

Your making me claustrophobic
Oh so your afraid of Santa Claus, so you have claustrophobia

by Chickenpop May 24, 2013

19๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Claustrophobia

An intense, abnormal fear of Santa.

Oh, God, no! It's Claus! RUN, HE HAS HIS ELVES WITH HIM!

by Aldo Shabadoo February 7, 2004

53๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Claustrophobia

The fear of Sante Claus. Usally effects squids in wells.

Person 1:"Get off my foot I have claustrophobia!"
Person 2:" That means he's afraid of Sante Claus!"

by Tust Me I Know January 26, 2015

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Claustrophobia

Claustrophobia is the fear of Santa Claus and Mrs.Claus.Most people with this fear barricade themselves in their room until the holidays are over.

*sees santa* HOLY SHIT! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE ITS SANTA RUNNNN! HE WANTS TO EAT MY SOUL!! *runs away screaming*
Claustrophobia is the fear of Santa Claus and Mrs.Claus.Most people with this fear barricade themselves in their room until the holidays are over.

by FangirlingASKDFGGL December 27, 2014

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Claustrophobia

When you get very nervous because you are talking to some one of the opposite sex and they keep stepping forward and you keep stepping back until you are against a wall and have no escape.

Hot Sara "Hey john whats up?" (steps forward)

Lucky John "Not much, you?" (Steps Back into corner)

Hot Sara "Not much just bombed that test, how you do on it" (Steps Forward invades Lucky John's Bubble and He now has similar symptoms of Claustrophobia)

Lucky John "I did alright" (John Now has butterflies in his stomach and starts turning pale)

Hot Sara "Alright well i gotta go, See Ya" (leaves)

Lucky Jon "Later" (Breathes sigh of relief)

by FlyingEarthWorm June 3, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Introverted Claustrophobia

When an introvert is a large crowd and feels as if everyone is closing in on them.

Feeling overwhelmed or stressed in crowds or loud noise.

During that concert Nancy felt as if she had introverted claustrophobia.

by Greyhound owl January 1, 2017


foot claustrophobia

when you feet are at a state of feeling trapped because they are covered. they might begin to throb or sweat or stiffen. us salt occurs with tight socks or shoes above the ankle.

oh yeah, my hightops I was wearing yesterday gave me such bad foot claustrophobia

by swagmoney1234 April 5, 2016

24๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž