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There’s a lot more cleat in this spaghetti than I thought there would be!
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When a girl plays like she likes you and gives her your number but when you go for second contact you realize its a fake number and it feels like a 300 lbs football player stepped on your balls
Guy 1: I picked up this chick at the market and got her number but the person on the other end says wrong number.
Guy 2: I think you got cleated mang
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n. Nickname of Hall of Fame Middle Linebacker Jack Lambert of the Pittsburgh Steelers of the 70's and 80's. Due to a basketball (or weightlifting) accident (reports differ), his upper incisors were knocked out, so his upper canines appeared to be very large, not unlike Count Dracula's. At first, he wore dentures while playing. Eventually, he realized his visage without dentures (downright monstrous) matched his play, and added to his abilities in intimidating opposing offenses. His intensity and intimidation are a bit of contrast to the cerebral play of team-mate and fellow HOFer Jack Ham, aka "Dobre Shunka."
"Dracula in Cleats" was NFL Defensive Player of the Year twice.
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When you cum in between a girls toes before a sporting event and she walks around with your cum still in between her toes. Creating dirty cleats
"Man, I just gave my girl some dirty cleats before her softball game."
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a promiscuous woman who follows athletes (baseball or football) usually on the college level, in the hopes of having intercourse with one of them
Yo, that bitch is a cleat chaser, the whole team has nailed her.
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Cole Haan Gunnison Drivers. These are comfortable and very popular among top tier fratstars.
I'm lookin' frattastic with these new frat cleats.
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A dildo or any other similar shaped object fastened to the horizontal part of a seat or surface designed for someone to sit on to ensure said person does not slide off their seat.
Wow!!! Did you see Nick not fall off his chair when Rodney pushed him over? Luckily he was using his seat cleat.