This is a method of breaking up with a significant other or a severe type of revenge. This is where, the couple have one last night of outstanding sex. As the significant other falls asleep the guilty party proceeds to very gently leave a massive pile of excrement (shit to you less educated soles) on the significant other's chest.
The act or acts of defecating on your sexual partner's chest. In particular, the feces should be projected to dump starting on the partners belly slowly steaming your way up the chest and into his/her mouth.
The bitch said she wanted to get freaky so I laid a cleaveland steamer on her.
(No one has gotten this right yet!) An official "cleaveland steamer" is shitting on a girl's chest while receiving head, plain and simple. Now, there are certain ways to tweak the technique if you will. For instance, you can be having sex, and right before you're about to cum you pull out to put it in the girl's mouth, and then as you're cumming take a shit on her chest (bonus points!). It all depends on how creative you wanna get.
felacio + defecation on chest = cleaveland steamer
I cleaveland Steamer is when a man defecates on a woman's chest after some period of intercourse. A variation of this is the "chili dog" which takes the Cleaveland Steamer one step further by "titty fucking" the woman using the feces as lubricant.
I dont have that much gumption; After I gave her the Cleaveland steamer, I couldn't chili dog her without laughing.
When a man squats onto a womans chest, taking a dumpand using his buttocks to wipe the dump backwards and forwards whilst making tractor and digger noises.
"I took a cleaveland steamer on her when she slept."
"Didn't the beeping wake her up?"
"I whispered."
The so-called erotic act of deficating on one's partner.
Rod left a cleaveland Steamer on Veronica's chest.
The act of deficating on a female's chest, not to be confused with the brown necktie.
I gave Amber a Cleaveland steamer right after I ate at Tacco Bell and the bitch passed out right there.