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Someone who steals candy everytime they go to their corner market.
Guy 1:Dude, did you see Joe steal those Now and Laters.
Guy 2:Yea, he's such a candy clepto.
A small bladdered fuck who can't stop taking pisses!
(Responding to a request to pull over at the next gas station...) "Hey! Piss Clepto! It's 5 miles up the road! This bitch rolls strong 'til we get there"
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You see a cd you really want, and your hand grabs for it to steal it. You are going clepto.
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one of the five founders of the great nation of CHERRYland.Also that dude that steals allz yo crap when you ain't looking...otherwise your mom
that dude is such a total clepto diablo!!!
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1. person with stealty stealing abilities of cheap items
When I was at the bank, I noticed that the teller had a rather nice pen. When her back was turned, I used my "kung fu clepto" abilities and she never knew it was gone.
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Some one who steals people’s personality because they have not found there own true self
There just a bunch of ego cleptos changing there personality to what ever is convenient
A person who pirates and overuses popular movie cliches/ catch phrases and tries pass it off as his or her own original.
Monday morning at the office a guy recites a movie phrase to his coworker as if it was never heard before...depicting him a cultural clepto.
"You can't handle the truth", Tom says to his co-worker when asked for the truth about a sensitive subject.