A person who does precision guess work based on unreliable data solving problems you didn't know you had. Normally very strong for there size and most have a bad temper so best not to mess with unless you are a tree climber
Also see logger and ground worker
Do you like your job?
I am a tree climber!
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(n.) Similar to an "attention whore", but a social climber is anyone that becomes friends with someone else if they have something that they want, which we all know involves people. They become 'friends' with people who "know people". In turn, they become (or attempt to become) 'friends' with that first person's more "popular" friends, leaving the first person behind. Repeats this cycle to "get to the top", in their own mind, until they realize they are shallow and unable to like people for who they really are. Inevitably, they will be forced to "mature" beyond this. This usually pertains to girls more so than guys.
Cat becomes friends with Nate. Cat is very nice to Nate because Nate's friends all throw good parties. Cat plays on Nate's (painfully obvious) attraction/interest in Cat to get her and several of her friends rides/free alcohol at Nate's friends' parties. Cat meets some other people who know about parties and social things through Nate's party, and eventually doesn't see any more USE for him. Cat is a social climber, because to her, friendship is just a game and other people's feelings don't matter, because she doesn't feel them.
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A glorified bum, who spends all of his/her time begging for food, drinking PBR, and climbing.
Fred Beckey classic Dirtbag Climber
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1. An individual who has surpassed merely swinging off my nuts and is so exaggeratedly kissing ass they are disdained.
2. A homosexual male.
1. That Cock Climber won't shut up about how great the bosses' plan is.
2. If he wants to be a Cock Climber that is his business, it is ludicrous to suggest government try and control the private consensual acts of adults.
One experienced in helping people that are lost in the load get out to civilization again (not that anyone would want to leave the load... but some people have other lives to get back to)
it takes 3 years of schooling to become a load-climber
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A person who does precision guess work based on unreliable data solving problems you didn't know you had. Normally very strong for there size and most have a bad temper so best not to mess with unless you are a tree climber. Usually addicted to hard drugs like painkillers and meth but often just weed and alcohol. Often has no driver's license or bank account. Expects to make half of the income generated by the company he works for.
Also see logger and ground worker, Tree man, Tree guy.
"Hey do you know that drunk guy over there?..
Yeah, that's Bill. He's a bad ass for sure. I wouldn't f**ck with him, he's a Tree Climber."
One of the best characters in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. They have the best Grab/Punishing game out of the whole cast. One grab when both are present equals death.
M2K: 0MFG H4X0RZ 9B JUST 3 STOCKED ME WITH ICE CLIMBERS F*CKING CHAIN GRABS
9B: aisukuraimaa ga sugoi desu.
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