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Clinch

One who is physically as well as mentally fucked and cannot complete everyday tasks such as walking, driving, talking or wiping his ass.

Emmet: Hey Bow did you Clinch?
Bow: Yeah i took a steamy shit on his bonnet.
Emmet: Nice man, nice.
Bow: Yeah he's a beanbag

by yourabeanbag June 18, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


clinch / un-clinch

clinch / un-clinch is what most guys do with their butt-cheeks when they're jacking off and trying to cum.

When I jack off and I'm getting close, I clinch / un-clinch my tight buns!

by USAF Cadet April 1, 2021

186๐Ÿ‘ 246๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clinch

The Clinch is the embodiment of STI's. The Clinch can spread infection through proximity, saliva, blood, urine, and other means not yet identified by modern science. Some evidence suggests persons can contract a variety of infections from the clinch via text messages, msn, or even from excessive facebook creeping. Currently the only known prevention from contracting Clinch based virus' is abstaining from excessive contact with the Clinch.

I got the clancy when I looked at "The Clinch" for too long.

by My Corn December 3, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


butt clinching

Tightness of your ass. Can be used when playing a game and either you are winning or losing.

I was butt clinching my ass while playing this game.

by eaudetoilet January 2, 2017

22๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


velvet clinch

n. the description of what a woman's vagina feels like on a man's penis during intercourse.

"Her pussy gripped me like a velvet clinch, it was fucking great!"

by 6o66y dville November 15, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


clinch pooper

Someone who is a complete slob. Similar to whooper snapper.

"You better clean your room, you little clinch pooper!"

by tashatoxic1 May 6, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


miss clinch

Superficially uptight teacher, but really a dominatrix at night who specialises in anal insertion of a barometer.

"Wow look at Miss Clinch go!"

by :|| October 6, 2003

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