Clinic

A girl who has no health insurance, and therefore in order to stay healthy has an array of specialists that she sleeps with in exchange for medical care. Named the "clinic" because she has all the doctors inside of her

Clinic: "I just lost my job, I think I'm going to become a clinic"

Friend: "My gyno would be really open to whatever you have to offer. Here's his number."

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Clinical

Something that is a typical example (or a 'textbook' example) of something such as a symptom of an illness (e.g. a runny nose & a high temperature) which often presented to a medical clinic is easily diagnosed. Clinical may be a synonym for 'textbook' or 'textbook case'.

An WOW addict quits playing because he determined it was ruining his life and a few weeks later begins heavily playing some other MMO game - That's Clinical - a clear example of (in this case) an addictive personality who needs help

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clinical

To be depressed, as in clinical depression.

She is so clinical today, do you think she's okay?

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clinicity

A measurement of how clinical something is. Measured in the form of a perecentage.

When playing football if your team has three shots of which 2 are goals your teams clinicity is 66%. A clinicity rating of 50% is usually favourable.

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Clinical

the art of using non relevant facts that sound relatable to the subject, in order to mislead or deceive usually with out a directl lie so as to b gone by the time your called on it. False scamdoctored resultsmisleading information ,effort to make something bad seem good

Jack “Buy some ice cream! “. Jill “I cant fukwit the sugars. I got the beetys “(as in diabetes). Jack “yeah but u love ice cream everybody does. Look at all these people eating it and there fine??! Are all of these people wrong and are u trying to make us look stupid and crazy to all these people?” Jill” don’t try n pull that clinical shit on me bitch I can die from that. Y don’t u get your ass a job instead of spinning all that clinical garbage?”

Jack;(in stolen car) “bitch get in the car” Jill;”na, I know u jack im not trying to get cracked in a hot whip, I’m good”. Jack;” bitch this is my cousins car he let me borrow it so I could take u to-“ jill(cutting off jack -“quit playin games lying ass clinical bitch! If it’s your cousins why’s there a bandana over the steering Colum huh? Let’s see the name on the title which cousin was it? U got that title? If not try that clinical shit somewhere else. U got the title?” Jack”no....but” Jill”but nothing. That’s y I dropped u like deuces so deuces”

Clinical Depression

clin-i-cal de-pres-sion
/klin-i-kal dih-presh-un/

A mental health disorder characterized by persistently depressed mood or loss of interest in activities, causing significant impairment in daily life.

Rosita has clinical depression. That is why she never wants to join family events.

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Clinical Homies

When two or more people have been diagnosed as being absolute homies

Me and my boy boner are CLINICAL HOMIES... more boys more boys!