A word that can be used to replace anything you fancy... Can be fitted into any context, and is perfect to add that extra bit of pizazz into a sentence.
'Clive' is famously hard to be defined - anyone asking "What does clive mean?" is frowned upon until they can work out that it does not actually have a meaning..
Formally christened by the Fulham rapper Example, who uses it at any available chance and has started off a snowball effect on the use of the word.
Fulham Rapper Example:
"He clived on her clives"
"Eight forty-clive"
"That's clive"
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A man who dosn't give a fuck about anything.
Known to gain employment only with companies who provide him with a van, the van is then used to transport friends, a place to smoke weed, a place to sleep.
WARNING- The van may never be returned even on termination of contract.
"Clive, this is John from British Gas, can we have our brand new van back please, you havn't done any work for 2 months and you were sacked last week"
"No, fuck-off, It's mine"
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To cum or sperm on someones face preferably your wife
Ow honey you clived me in the eye get the patch" "shut up carrol"
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When a cold-sore is so large it has a face and name.
Amy - "I can't wait to meet again, you have a lovely head of hair and I can't wait to kiss you"
Karlton - "Yeah, about that, Clive has moved in for a while, mind if he tags along?"
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he is 45 usually. his van stands out well in the car park.
clive is a nonce
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Derived from the rhyming slang for stonker meaning anerect penis, clive is a shortened version of the sayin 'Clive Mendonca'
'I woke up in Jon's Mum's bed this morning with a massive Clive' - Chris Davis 11/03/88
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