clog

The dried semen in the penis that CLOGS the flow of urine the next morning.

Rich; "What are you smiling about?"
Jeff; "I forgot about having sex last night until I went to take a wizz and OUCH, it was "THE CLOG"!

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clog

A poorly-written blog containing little or no content, nonsense or irrelevant content, or which contains only advertising or promotional content. Also, a blog posted continuously or repeatedly to get more views, remain in a top viewed or prime viewing position, or to push other blogs out of a top viewed or prime viewing position.

That stupid guy posted his "ill show you how to be a milionare in 5 mins(sic)" clog a hundred times today and screwed up everyone else's blogs.

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clog

taking ur shoe offf and hitting some one with it

that boys pissing me off im gunna clog him in the teeth

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clog

A new wave dance step....see clogin.

Boy that redneck sure can clog.

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clog

A person who thinks Dutch people always wear clogs.

"You're a clog!"
"I'm not a clog, you are!"

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clog

Nickname for some twins in toledo

Hey where did those clogs go?

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Clogged

When a woman can fit two dicks in her arse

1 in the pink and 2 in the stink, she's clogged

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