Clots

In school where people in groups take up space in a hallway talking cause tight traiffic in the school

Sorry I was late for class there were so many clots in the hallway

clot

A derogatory slang term targeted toward a woman. Synonymous with bitch or cunt. Inferred reference to that special time of the month when women are particularly annoying due to PMS and menstrual bleeding.

Also see clotbag

Jim: What the fuck is up Lisa's ass?
Dave: I have no idea. She's such a fucking clot!

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clots

(noun): red spots (and streaks) left on your penis after you have penetration (vaginal) sex with a female who is having her period.

After several dates and several excuses Ruth finally gave in and let me mount her when she had her period. She figured it was safe, that she couldn't get pregnant then.

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CLOT

A vehicle filled with good-looking girls. Acronym for "Car Load of Twats". Also see CLOP, def 2.

Hey, Vasili, look at that CLOT that just passed in front of us! Love that mouni!

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clots

the red dots that your female lover picks off your cock after she has fucked you whilst on her period

She was on the rag last night but I pushed it aside and mounted her anyway. When we were done, she turned the light on and picked the clots off Willy.

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clot

The awkward wait when everyone knows that the classroom is empty but still waits because no one wants open the door to check if the room is empty.

There was a huge clot outside the physics room today I was so bored.

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clot

Used to describe people in your life who are holding you back.

Marcus never lets you go out and party with the girls. He's always telling you to stay in. He's a clot.

"Oh Mum, you always make me do my homework before going out, you're such a clot!"

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