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A fat fish in the freshwater bass species who reach 3 lbs + but never reach 5 lbs.
Could be a Largemouth bass, Smallmouth bass, Peacock, etc...
A good size bass but not good enough to be called a Hog or Pig.
Fishermen 1: *catches big bass*
Fishermen 1: "Woah check out the gut on that fatty!"
Fishermen 2: "Ya thats a Clunker!"
Fishermen 1: "What the fuck did you just say to me?..."
Clunkers are Boots or shoes that are too large for the persons foot and they essentially clunk when a step is taken. If your toes are and inch away from the toe of the shoe/boot then you are basically wearing Clunkers.
'She tripped over her clunkers because they were too big'
1 'why'd you get shoes too big for your feet?'
2 'There clunkers, i needed big shoes i can walk through mud with. And the Clunkers i don't care about getting dirty.'
1 'That's stupid'
2 'Thank you'
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A rehabilitation center or place of refuge from personal crisis, which ironically makes the visitor even more miserable. Clunkers, a cross-over of "clutter" and "bunker", are typically overcrowded, caked in animal hair, and unpleasantly boring. They are convenient for necessary escape, but also agonizing just the same.
Visitor: "I never knew the clunker could be so boring!"
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if you call someone a clunker it is the worst insult you could ever through at someone.
1.It can mean a specy person,
2.a thick person,
3.someone who gets bullied and dosnt stand up for his self,
4.someone nobody likes
5.someone who shits out of stuff
6.if u beat someone in a game and they dont score a point.
1. "fuck off clunker"
2. " that grahams pure clunker"
3. " i think its sad for that clunker boy "
4. " Shut it ya clunker "
5. " u pure clunkered that "
6. " i just clunkered u "
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A joke that's funny, but not witty at all. Like a pun. Often very obvious jokes. Related to 'clunky'. Often "d'oh" and silences follow these "jokes".
People that make these clunkers generally think they are hilarious, but they are not. They are just idiots.
Amy: Man that geometry test was tough.
Jeremy: Yeah, but remember, without geometry, life is pointless ! ! *Laughs Loudly*
Amy: D'oh. That's not even funny Jeremy, that's a fucking awful clunker.
Jeremy: Do you want to go on a date?
Amy: No you fucktard.
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The final sake bomb that puts you over the edge at a sushi restaurant is called a Clunker based on the sound it makes when one foolishly and drunkenly slams it in the glass.
Waitress: "CHING CHONG CHAAAANG!"
ME: "NAAAAAH BITCH!!! I WANT A CLUNKER!"
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When someone is playing beer pong and they hit a shot with nothing but beer(likw a swish in basketball)the sound it makes it clunk, related to saying wet in basketball
did you see me drain that shot CLUNKERS bitches
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