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This is used when referring to homosexuals:
Do you think that dude plays for the other team?
Do he play? He's the COACH.
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Someone who wants the best for his team. Supports them & encourages development. Can sometimes be a bit of a cunt, but is still loved by the whole team. Has a clear knowledge and understanding of the fishcake celebration!
Look at how much that team loves Coach Ben
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Someone who knows everything about a subject, can teach it, but is unable to perform it at a competitive level.
"You idiot, she's totally into you. Why don't you ask her out"
"Good call Coach. Hey, why haven't you asked _____ out yet then?"
"Insert long winded explanation"
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A guy, who is not liked, that is in charge of a bunch of people. Also known as a "dirty asshole."
That coach left me on the bench all season.
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A man or woman who has several partners of the opposite sex who all know about each other and willingly play their role. The partners are deemed to be on the roster. This is different from a player because there is no lying or misleading involved. Phrase made popular by Fabolous in the song "Can't Let You Go"
Guy 1: "You're the biggest player I know."
Guy 2: "I am not a player, I'm a coach."
Guy 1: "What's the difference?"
Guy 2: "I never lie to these females and I keep a whole roster of them.
Fabolous: "When the starting lineup ain't playing right, I come off the bench with her."
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When a man well above legal age hangs out with multiple under-age girls at the same time.
"I can't come to the bar because I'm coaching tonight."
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Designer handbags for girls and young women before they graduate to more expensive and luxurious brands such as Louis Vuitton, Prada, Burberry, or Gucci. Usually found in more upscale malls and falls into the mid range category between cheap and expensive.
Lisa: Hey nice Coach bag, is it new?
Jenn: Yeah I'd figure it'd last me until I graduate from college
Lisa: Girl, I hear ya
Seth: Dude she's like 35 and still has a Coach handbag!
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