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The process of liquids (such as semen) becoming a semi-solid or solid state from the contact of water or other viscuous substances.
When that girl sucks on my dick in the shower my semen went through this wild coagulation and became small chunks all over the place. She ate them.
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The act of being sociable (after a long silence) when you are coming down from large amounts of marijuana
"Bay Ray ehh! When Rocky came down he coagulated a bit and was ready to get aggressive!"
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The act of getting a notoriously big dick. Not for the faint of heart. Most commonly performed by ninjas and physicists.
If coagulation lasts longer than four hours, consult a physician immediately.
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when the grated parmesan cheese gets all clogged up in the cheese dispenser at Pizza Hut
How old is this crap? Doesn't anyone clean these hole grates out? The lid has lacto coagulation and nothing is coming out no matter how hard I shake it!
When a male hasn't busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. Serious swelling may occur. A male with Coagulated Cumquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.
Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.
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The Most disgusting way to say period blood
"Troy told me last night he was hiding in the girls bathroom in a trash can and some chick threw a tampon covered in Coagulated Cunt Spatter on his face"
Simply, get your life in order!
Hey man your problem is you stay in trouble...get your feces coagulated before you wind up in jail.