verb - to cobble
a term used first in minecraft, meaning to build oneself out of a mine shaft or pit. It can be used to express taking oneself out of a situation - the opposite of digging yourself into a hole.
John: I hear you got into a fight with Jean about her being a food Racist
Max: I tried to Cobble my way out of it.
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The act of eating a fruit-filled pastry of the circular variety out of the booty-hole of another person for sexual pleasure.
I was cobbling that bitch so hard last night, I'm going to have to see the dentist tomorrow.
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Another term for masterbating
My mom walked in on me cobbling.
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Another term for masterbating
My mother walked in and caught me cobbling.
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The act of using another persons prosthetic limb (be it an arm or a leg) as a mastabatory aid.
Mikes future employment at the hospital was put into futher doubt when his boss got wind of his daily cobble jobs
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When walking, especially in heels, over cobbles or those bumpy slabs by pedestrian crossings and your foot gives way resulting in a shameful wobble and often a sore knee or ankle.
Did you see that stupid cow over there trying to strut her stuff and then nearly fall down?!
Don't be so harsh everyone has a cobble wobble now & again
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