The lipstick left around a guys cock after a blow job!
The cock ring home girl left on me last night was hard to wash off!
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The homosexual version of "Booty Call." When a person calls your cell phone explicitly to ask for sex.
"Hey Peter, who was that on the phone just now?"
"It was Jake, I gotta go"
"Dammit Peter! Diching us for a cock ring again?"
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A Calamari Cock Ring is a ring worn around the penis, usually at the base but made from calamari.
However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.
Person 1: How would they view me? Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion I'm the real deal, or in training?
Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.
Person 1: Oh, shit.
Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.
Person 1: As in?
Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.
Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.
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A period of time (generally after a breakup) in which a man engages in multiple female love interests and an increased negligence towards female emotions.
“Dude did you hear Dylan just broke up with Alison”
“Yeah man he’s in his cock ring era”
When wearing a rubber with a women and you pull out but the rubber has torn off at the Ring leaving you with an Albany Cock Ring.
Joey pulled out of Sue and noticed he had an Albany Cock Ring caused by their steamy intercourse.
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Term used to define when a baseball player hits into four double-plays in the same game.
Golden cock ring? That's worse than the Golden Sombrero.
1. The tide mark left by anal sex
2. When the Czech delicacy Trdelnik in tube form is put to its intended use on a hot summers day, leaving a Nutella ridge at the base of your pork sword.
As I asked her to go down on me, I suddenly noticed my chocolate cock ring.