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when a female breaks up with you but is unable to have sex with anyone else after you
that bitch has cock shock, she hasn't fucked since we broke up.
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when a person goes through emotions that relate to post traumatic stress after being "cock-slapped" by one or more penises.
"Why is Martha so shaky?"
"Oh, because Martha has cock shock."
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When something flicks or nicks the very tip of the penis and a cock-numbing pain results, much like being electrically shocked.
When Kyle flicked Colby's tiny penis, he only nicked the tip, giving Colby a bad case of Cock Shock
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The feeling a girls pussy gets right after a good hard fuck from an unusually large cock.
I sent that bitch into a severe case of cock shock after we fucked hardcore last night.
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When a man is distracted by something, (usually a phone,) and then goes into the bathroom, takes off his pants, and sits down on a freezing cold toilet seat. zapping his balls and causing him to flip the fuck out and probably shit himself or drop his phone.
Steve: Dude what the fuck happened to your phone?
Jack: I was about to take a shit and i got Cock shocked and dropped it.
Steve: aww that fucking sucks!
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when a male is about to lose his virginity or engage in a certain sexual activity that he has never done before, his massive throbbing boner suddenly disappears and goes soft
Yo dude i was about to rail my girlfriend in my basement, but outta nowhere i got the worst cock shock of my life and went into depression! i was pissed.
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when a loved one and/or family member dies. You generate enough electrical power by raw-dogging them, creating friction, creating an electrical charge, and then using your hands like defibrillators to revive them. (A.K.A The Bethesda Revival).
Grandma passed last night, so I gave her the good ol' Cock n' Shock, and she was in no time.