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Sticking your dick in a waffle iron and make you dick in a shape of a waffle
James: ahhhhh i got my dick stuck in a waffle iron andd it is shaped into a waffle
Jenny: hahaha your a cock waffle
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A male co-worker that nobody likes and makes fun of behind their back. They are usually found kissing the exec team's asses.
Karen: "I invited Dale to go to dinner with us tonight!"
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!
When a cock penetrates so far down thru the throat that it comes out the nose while getting slapped by a waffle.
I was taking a shit and my buddies hiding in the bathtub hit me with a dicknose cock waffle.
can also mean rubbish or poppycock, can also be used to declare shenannigans during a drinking game
"I just can't believe this waffle cock!!"
or
"You cant do that in beer pong!!! I declare waffelcock!!!!"
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a fat homosexual who has a small penis and enjoys having sex with smaller people with the same size, so as not to make him feel like a complete loser.
That waffle cock over there tried asking me to have sex with him!
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"Cock Slurping Dick Waffle" Is the ultimate possible insult that can exist (if you believe otherwise you are wrong btw)
Invoking this insult causes the universe to split and reality to crack for a moment....just a moment...and completely pulverize whoever it is who was unfortunate enough to encounter someone who knew this ancient of absolute destruction
Tom: You know what? I've had enough..
Chad: oh yeah? whatchu gonna do about it, HUH?!
Tom: ..Chad...You...You're...
Chad: yeah? I'm a what?
Tom: You're a COCK SLURPING DICK WAFFLE
Chad: ......Is that i-
The ground suddenly cracks, Thunder covers the earth, Storms obliterate the homes of all, Civil defense sirens ring out, Pluto sling shots into Neptune, The asteroid belt disperses at devastating speeds obliterating the rest of the solar system,
The galaxy collapses in on itself the universe disappears and then SUDDENLY....silence....everything is back to normal.....as if nothing ever happened...everything is the same except for....Chad....Chad is no more, Chad has ceased to exist....It is over for Chad...
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A slut who gobbles fat dick for eggo waffles.
Dude, your sister is a Cock gobbling slut waffle!
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