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When you shoot a load in your significant others eye ( the same eye ) everytime you have sex and she has to go to the Dr. and explain to them why she is having issues.
I cockeyed her a few times, the Dr. laughed then gave her a prescription
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adjective
A look of confusion.
A look of surprise.
As Darnell elaborately described the theory of gravity, Tom looked at him cockeyed.
"What?" Tom blarted.
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Chuck smacked Jones in the face, as he stumbled back Jones looked back at Chuck cockeyed.
"What the fuck, man?!" Jones hollered.
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Cockeyed freak is a term usually used on a nigga that is cockeyed, and is stupid
Isreal: Is 2+2 5?
You: No! You cockeyed freak!!
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Exclamation: Usually yelled in an upper pitch to indicate one's current joy with the present situation...
I'm just so... So... (smiling) BOO COCKEY!!!
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1. its when the sun is vertical
2.what dick gives tripya for breakfast
dammit george we got a special meal for u its new i dont want u to eat it though its not food
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People that can find shapes that look like, or, appear to be cocks.
My wifeโs hair was flowing over her shoulder, I was able to see a silhouette of a cock using my cockeyed skills.
Going cross eyed from starring into the tip of a penis too closely
"Her eyes went cockeyed after gassing into my one eyed snake too closely"