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a girl who selfishly goes after all the guys even though SHE KNOWS her friends like them.
- "Jennifer is so cockfish"
- "How come?"
- "Once again I told her that I liked a guy only to find her flirting with him 20 minutes later"
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A man who thinks he is a baptist is is really a man who worships the cocks of fish. One who is still in the closet and wishes he is a man. A man who has a vagina and no spine
"It is time to leave.", says the bar tender.
"Hold on John the Baptist Cockfish, I have not finished my drink."
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When you find out the girl you've been talking to is actually a man
Dude you know the girl I've been talking to? Well turns out she has a dick. She totally cockfished me.
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when a guy sends you picture’s of a dick that aren’t actually his. trying to make you think he has a larger or thicker cock than he does.
you: He sent me several pictures of his dick but they don’t look the same.
friend : you have been cockfished! you know, like that show “catfish” but with a cock
Verb: When a guy sends a dick pic super close up to the camera to make it seem like their penis is bigger than it actually is. As in to give the recipient a false illusion.
“I found out this guy was cockfishing me when I saw his penis in real life after seeing his dick pic.”
“Guys on GRINDR be cockfishing.”
The NutGrease Cockfish is a Huge fish at a body length span of 26meters but a small height of 2 litres, this fish will sense the scrotum and deglove it, this feeds its rage meter and regenerates its wounds almost like a patch up, if it sees you first your fate is sealed.
Oh look a NutGrease Cockfish what an awesome specim--- *Gets Nutgloved* HEEL-P----*Instant Death* Nutgrease Cockfish