Cockpit

When one female folds her arm down, as one male proceeds to slide his carefully lubed erection in between said fold, pointing towards the armpit. The male then continues to repeat this process, focusing on rubbing the bell of his penis against the female's axilla. It is often best for the female to have a well shaven axilla, as it can become extremely abrasive for the male genetalia.

Winston: "I say, Margaret, what say you to a randy romp of a good ol' fashioned cockpit?"

Margaret: "That sounds quit agreeable, noble sir, but I must shave my oxter, for it could become quite unagreeable with your tallywhacker."

Winston: "Indeed, then it's agreed! We shall have a cockpit after tea!"

Margaret: "Resplendant!"

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cockpit

The place between a female's legs where a cock must be banished to forever. Put another way, the place all Cocks make a pit stop for a shot of a drink to cool off when it gets hot on the spot.

I feel like my fucking dick must get some rest in a tight cockpit.

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cockpit

Twee term for vagina

"Down in the cockpit
Man needs a woman to pull him right out of it"
XTC Down in the Cockpit

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cockpit

It's a little room at the front of the plane where the pilot sits, but that's not important right now.

"There's been a little problem in the cockpit, and I was ..."

"The cockpit--what is it?"

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cockpit

The skin below your dick and above your balls.

Yo, that skank tazed my cockpit

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cockpit

name for female cadets at the Air Force Academy, the Air Force equivalent of WUBA at the Naval Academy, also prone to falsely accuse other cadets of rape

If you sleep with a cockpit, you're taking the easy way out.

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Cockpit, The

n. Always capitalized.The name of the homosexual club where Punisher Junior, Hazeyamind, and Voice of Reason hang out. Also known as The Sausage Factory.

Who's gonna be at The Cockpit tonight besides PJ, Haze, and Voice?

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