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Back during the days of wooden naval ships and pirate raids, the British ran a very harsh crew aboard their ships....officers would randomly come up behind sailors and whack them across the head with a thick piece of rope dipped in in this thick coating of whatever it was and it made it hard as rock...so they called it the boatsmans cock...hence cocksmack
Sailor, I repeat never do that again! *whacks sailor round head with rope'
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the act of being struck with ones back hand in the lower testicular region...that leaves a heavy pain in the lower abdimon.
man brian cock smacked me 5th period and it still hurts
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One who, while driving, deserves to have their car flip over and explode because they are very poor drivers.
That guy in the pinto is a real cocksmack!
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The alienator aka Quweefer.. Thinks his shit doesn't stink and accusses you of doing what he is best at.... But doesn't know what he did so wrong.... Snatches kids..
"I don't know.... What did I do???" Says the cocksmack
The act of giving head whilst laying down; where one partner in a sexual scenario lays down and the other places their cock onto the other's mouth, repeatedly pounding them.
"Dude, what's your favorite position?"
"Any, as long as I'm getting cocksmacked!"