Code Brown

Warning that fecal matter is now present in a body of water, and leaving the area would be highly recommended or mandatory. Mostly used in public pools, hot tubs, or bathtubs when bathing small children.

Maria: "Hey Kerry...you back from the pool so soon?"
Kerry: "Yeah" (sigh), "can't swim until tomorrow...my daughter found a turd in the shallow end and the lifeguard called a Code Brown."

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CODE BROWN

When you have a turtle head poking out and you really badly need a shite so you run to the toilet

Charlie ran heavily downstairs shouting at the top of his voice "code brown" and pushed and shuved his siblings out of the way and kicked the door in to drop king Kong's finger down the toilet

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Code Brown

The code given by patrol officers to explain why they are speeding to the precinct with lights and siren on in order to get to a toilet before they shit themselves.

Operator show me en route to the precinct code brown.

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Code brown

I took my girlfriend out for dinner last night,
I had too much Spivey food.
When we got home.
I was in the bathroom all night with a code brown

I had a code brown after eating spicy food last night

Code Brown

Intending to pass gas, but defecating in one's underpants instead.

Oops, he ran to the men's room 'cause I think he's got a Code Brown in progress!

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CODe brown

The predicament faced when desperate for a shit but reluctant to down weapons and forfeit a COD deathmatch.

Stuart: "Ah wis huvin a major CODe brown but I wisnae gonna let Jamie down."

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Code Brown

A code used in hospitals for a toxic spill. It is not used for feces, even though that is what everyone else is saying.

A voice came over the speaker, saying, "Code brown on floor 3. Code brown on floor 3. I reckon it was a hazard spill, as I am a resident cardiothorastic surgeon.